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3月3日 UPDATEI have not been on my computer for a long time. Everything has changed now that i have been moved to quarantine and had to have an emergancy section as my baby was in distress and the aliens wanted to make sure that he would survive this atmosphere. I feel blessed with this gift. The took him in the spaceship, and he will return when the threat of...masscompulsary underwearing gets underway..I can not tell you the hardship this is causing me, There is a fear spreading however , they have been shaken by the deaths of several prominat underwear manufacturers..i have definite proof of mike baldwins involvement..... I spent many hours inmy isolation thinking about many things and now i have returned i know now that i am a messah . I forsaw the chickens, i foresaw it all, i always said underwear was evil and now i know that riker who always secrtely wanted to displace my Father Jean luke was secretly working against him. He broke the first directive by exposing the alien races to knickers. I have tried to expose the lies , i have tried, but they brand me a bio helath hazard and say that is not normal discharge but that is jesus cream . How i have this i cannot divulge i cannot tell these things i may get silenced. Look what they did to the other mary, which was me , but now i am in this form as i am of a different alien race i have the ability to regenerate.
I am now back with porter, he managed to convince me, that if i let them put paper knickers on it would be more benificial for me in teh long term. I still am not sure about porter anymore , he says that he takes them off at home , but i saw a picture of him online and he had them on. I think Porter needs to be reeducated , he has been contaminated, he no longer brings me mops. Likes to say that was just a wierd phase all teenagers go through it.
Porters mother visited, she gave me flowers and told me to take everything they gave me. I will deal with her later, for now i have morwe important things to deal with. The last week has been hard. Filling in for Jesus is no easy thing and comes with great responsibility and i take it very seriously. I have many people wanting me to watch them suffer for me. That is why i mop you see, like jesus suffered by the cross, i suffer by the mop, with each mopping i become cleansed and i show my people that my pain is for them. I am spreading this message through a nationwide campaign. I met a new friend , my physio therapist for my buckeled legs and he has introduced the mop into serious of exercises and wante me to front it all!!!! The comercials have gone ahead and the " New improved bendy mop" is going to be distributed word wide. My mother would be so proud.
1月8日 Easter poemAbove me is my cross, Jesus nailed good
Kneeling to my god, as i was told i should
Pity the blundering fool who doesn't show restraint
"Die you Fuckers" what a pretty picture i paint
Solitude becomes a friend when bonds are tied
All this is nothing when my jesus man has died
Fuck his kingdom, his father doesn't care
Kill the heathens that built there houses there
When is a dog not a dog?
12月1日 Merry Christmas  Happy Xmas! I love Christmas its my favorite day of the whole year. This morning i got up and i unwrapped my presants...oh i did make the right choices after all
 I became extremely depressed at lunch time when i was met with non Christmas celebrators, people who denyed this day. I have dealt with those responsible for bringing this great insult into the open. As i am now a representitive of jesus i shall take it as my duty to make sure that the rest of the world knows about this and that it cant be cured with shock treatment .....i know i have tried.
I got some nice colored plasters and a little band aid that had my name on it
 My chrismas tree sadly didnt make it past last night when the lights blew up and everything went dark and i saw light. Turned out to be a fire and i, like moses before me had the fortune to witness a miricale. God appeared to me and told me i could tell you but the details are between him and i. I cant tell you what he told me but what i can say is that it was hinted to me a the new revolutionary mop is going to have 3 inches added in width.I saw elvis again he did not look happy!
 11月24日 Intimate with Mary1.What Name Do You Go By Online? Mary
2. What Kind Of Pants Are You Wearing Right Now? How Disgusting!!! how dare you suggest that i am filthy and wear knickers. 3.What Are You Listening To Right Now? Chinise Spies , i have under surveilence under the guise of chickens. 4.What Are The Last 4 Digits Ofr Phone Number? Only the charge nurse knows that sort of information
5.What Was The Last Thing You Ate? My faeces for health purposes 6.If You Were A Crayon, What Color Would You Be? Brown 7.How Is The Weather Right Now? It is 100 degrees 8.Who Was The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone? I spoke with Jean -Luke regarding him actually being my biological father 9.What Is The First Thing You Notice About The Opposite Sex? whether they are wearing underwear, it is of the utmost importance in meeting a mate 10.Do You Like The Person Who Tagged You With This? I have heard she wears knickers ..so i do not anymore 11.How Are You Today? I am tender after the mop cleansing but clean in the soul 12.What Is Your Favorite Drink? Bodily fluids 13.Favorite Alcoholic Drink? White spirits 14.Favorite Sports? skipping 20.Favorite Food? Pickled toes 21.Last Movie You Watched? Mary and the supermop clean the chickens 22.Favorite Day Of The Year? the third of July mother knows why 27.Relationships Or One Night Stands? Relationships it is love until death. 28.Chocolate Or Vanilla? Vanilla 30.Who Is The Most Likely To Respond? everyone 31.Living Arrangements? I would prefer not talk about that 32.What Book Are You Reading Right Now? The bible 33.What's On Your Mouse Pad? Bleach
34.What is your favorite boardgame Operation 35. What name do you use when in a bar picking up strangers? Miss Mary Mop 36. What kind of contraceptives do you use? A mop 37. What kind of porn do you like? I am not into Porn 38. What’s your bank account number? Do you know it tell me 39. Which branch do you use? The top tree branch 40. What was the last thing you smoked? A kipper 43. What’s your dealers first name? Charge Nurse Milton 46. Are you high right now? no i am in the basement 48. Favorite Stoner Movie? Fear and loathing in las vegas 49. Favorite Drinking movie? Leaving las vegas 50. Pubic hair color? Red 51. Any Piercings? Five in ear three in eyebrows my vulva, clitoris, nipples and shoulder blades 52. Any Tattoos? One of Pol Pot 55. Last time you used a bong? today in chanting sessions 56. Pass out or Puke? Pass out 57. Do you beg for sex? Yes is that not what your meant to do? 59. Licks or Bites? Bites 60. Cheap sex or Self-pleasure? Mop Pleasure 64. what’s on your underpants? I do not wear under wear, you disgusting creature 65. Favorite Drinking Game? Hyperdemic needle darts 66. Favorite Smoking Game? Smoke the corpse 11月18日 The story of my dnaThere would be chaos in the world if it was not for the principles of the FEDERATION. Without those wise words of Jean Luke Picard where would i be right now. I thank you Jean luke and i thank you for the First Directive. If i had not witnessed how well you deal with meeting life forms that are yet to know of your wonderfull existence . I remember that fatefull night you Diana , Worf, Will, Diana , Beverely, Wesely, Geordie, Data all together you stood at the bottom of my bed. At first i thought that i was having a wet dream, but then you spoke Jean -Luke......You explained to me how it was normally against the rules to let yourself be known unless the consiquences would be worse than the implications. I i was actually the princess of the Planet Quarila. What had happened was whilst i was a fetus, a mass civil war had broke out on my home planet. The threat was that my whole family and all the generations of them faced being wiped out. I was the last seed, the only hope of my family calling their rightfull right to the throne. I had had protectors during this time watching me, Safely from the comfort of the stars saved me from the fires that raged on my home planet. Where villages apun villages engulved. Where once stood statues with my parents images lay black lifeless ash. I was taken back to Earth ..but i still was not safe, My familys mortal enemies could not alllow for the chance that i could return. The Zuirila were a very intuitive race and empathy was one skill they had developed to the point where not only could feel feelings. They also could induce a feeling and as they had murdered my parents, if i was ever to feel their precence, i would become engulved i with such a strange emotion bad things would happen so that every Zuirila would feel my precence. The only way to protect agaist this is to take me away from the time. As only through time can i prevent this from happening. I have a problem though now after Jean luke discovered that i has built a time machine and was planning to go to the future. Jean luke had to stop me as i had put my dialometer clockomotor on to the same time zone as when i was born. It must have been an urge with myself to return to my home land. So obviously i had to be told. I think though that there has been a leek of information apon the enterprise ( which is far larger than looks on screen) As after i had been on the holideck to see how my planet looked on the time before the wars. I noticed someone acting strangely , there eyes followed me with an intense gaze and i felt unsteady. I was glad when i was away from that person. Imagane my worry when today at Lunch they wheeled in new patient Melvin Cragghorse!!!!! It was the man on enterprise I SWEAR. I NEED HELP I AM THE LAST IN LINR OF THE TEN BILLION YEAR GALAXy OF THE PLANET QUIRILA. If i am not allowed to breathe , if breath does flow through the veins of a lliving royal decendent of the Mountain dwellers, then the consiquences for the galaxy as a whole are unimaginely beyond the mere capablities that we yet dare to dream we possess. 11月14日 blood of jesus is the blood of lifeIt was Molly the cleaners funeral today. Do not cry for Molly though Molly called herself a cleaner but she was filth. This is the woman who used to report me for not wearing my knickers and rubbing myself on the floor. I have special juices that i discrete; jesus juice that will clean the floors till the glisten so much you can see our lords reflection, if you can not seehis face you are a dirty contaminted sinner. Unlike her cheap soap and water. Stupid woman i always told her that underwear would be her downfall, serves her right that her bra wire slipped through a cut in her bra and stabbed her through the heart whilst she was sleeping. I have voulenteered to take over cleaning, i think this place needs someone like me i really do. I have been collecting my menstrual flow, Porter has devised a suction machine which during my time i insert and all flow is collected via this tube. I am so excited once i have collected a pint i will be able to make the exlicir of life and have imortality. I will announce when this happens so all can be happy for me. I have given up skipping though i felt that there was too much jelousy involved in my winning and also it seemd inappropriate after the skipping rope serial strangler Its okay now as the attacks have stopped they have arrested clauds twin sister maude , they belive she many have flipped after Claude did not return from Asia. We lost quite a lot of people during this time time but the concilation was that they wore knickers. I have started a the unstable against underwear campaing i have two memebrs apart from porter and George, they are Ellie and Bill . They are a married couple i met online and they tell me that they totally agree with me , it is not dirty to not wear your knickers and they have said that i am exactky the type minded person they would love to meet. I had to explain though that due to my high postion in as jesus's disciple i had to serve my time here, i have a mission to do and i cannot just abandon it. I was able to se them through their web cam and they saw me and oh it was good porter even joined into we did the what porter calls the devotion to cleaning routine with the mop. Ellie and bill said that they will watch a few more times before they try with the mops but they said that my demonstration was highly informative. I am going to go now as i must dig Molly up from the garden, before she contaminates the earth nutriants as i have a vegetable patch out in the garden and if they are polluted i will be unable to have the food stash availible for when the lord Jesus calls my name and tells me the time has come for the industrial cleaning programme to be realised.
Love you all
11月13日 Happy pancake day!I went walking this morning and i saw such lovely views. I wish id had a camera to capture it all so i could show you.
Last night i held a party in celebration of my WINNING the skipping contest, and we did the greatest and possibly the most unique thing ever to be witnessed in this life time. I made a big fire out back and everyone helped to get the carcasses on top (like a late guy fawkes), everyone was having such fun that we nearly forgot about the bagpipes and took our knickers of and let them be used to start the fire.
I got into trouble with nelson the poof nurse, who likes to wipe Mrs Wilson's arse before bedtime just so he cant flush the toilet one more time. He said that i was a " liability" also adding that "noone is safe when you are here", how dare he! who does he think he is? does he think he is my father?. I got him to apologise just before i melted his face off.....oops i slipped and that will teach him not to accuse me of throwing Mr Jenkins into that ditch.
Ive not been this unhappy since tom and Jesus betrayed me....i will go on like this till i fall and when i fall i shall rise up and show you im jesus reborn.
Im in a new room not able to communicate now, they are trying to kill me! Pills that stifle this great mind!
They fear me they know i am in the prophesy that has foretold all that is to happen. The pope died and i know i must take his place somehow, and i already am the image of dear Diana of whales and rosy England.
I have taken up origami, i like to build things, and i thought if i get good at it, i could even start to build my own house, i could build a damn and get some hay for chicken and have a whole field built for cows and sheep and one black horse exactly like black beauty. I will build a castle, and i shall take my baby and run and live inside my lovely home. My first class is on Tuesday but i have a book so im going to start right away, i really want to know how to build those big sculpture things that ive seen in Trafalgar square.
I have 7 member in my Jesus club, if you would like to join please let me know. 11月12日 bleach me in the name of the fatherI have so much to tell!!!!! I have just returned from the the national association of Lunitics Skipping championship 2005 and i can announce to you all yes
I AM A WINNER
CLAUDE LOST
HE WAS A SINNER
I saved the day, could you imagane they were going to give CLAUDE the medal as i was not wearing knickers!!! Who made that rule up , it must be the devil and if i can not win then that meant the devil had won and i am in Jesus secret task force so i had to combat this terrorist CLAUDE. I have the medal now and i have removed CLAUDES knickers and i have put them in the incinerator in the basement. Porter installed it after we watched CSI and now everything is okay. My trip to Asia for the championships were not all fun though i was actually there under a false pretence, i was to try to have peace negotiations with the North Koreans. I met Kim Jung and he is such a lovely man. He says that he is going to spread my wisdom to the North Koreans but he cannot say it was me as he is their God, then thats when it hit me i knew i recognised him. It was blood John the babtist, i wonder where the hell he had got to!! aparently he has been appearing in dictators bodys for centuries. Its about maintaining controll and Jesus said that the when he was poll pott he actually got to be muslim for a day and sleep with all these virgins in heaven. As for him building nukes , no he is not planning anyting like that he only wants to build an underground explosive devise to be placed at earths core so people better get their facts right about that. Getting howm was fine after i showed the airport man my mop pics and he said that its okay that my trunk smelled funny and he knew that it was only because i was a travelling meat sales representive. I am glad to be back though , its like i have never left some people have tried to say i never actually left. Oh poor them, i feel bad but sometimes i have to use my mimd powers for a greater good. As Jean-Luke said its all about the prime directive and i have a mission to do to be devout to my lord and to do his good work. I am the patron saint of cleanlieness and i must instruct those who do not understand the truth and the spirit that lies within us. Only when we are clean, only when i can smell the amonia will i feel affinity with my mind and my body and my god for god is inside me when i am pure as when i am pure i am god. Thou shall not contaminate , though shall take the hourly bathe in the spirt of thy cleansing lotion. BLEACH ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED. 11月6日 @ this alter of demandbothering not mothering covering and smothering your pale face troubling this jumbling muddling and stumbling dirty sinners face! Nothingness is numbing nothing to miss returning I am like Jesus cleansing, and defending repenting then forgetting Ive killed them Below is peaceful i shall nap later do some of my preparation in the recreational room. Follow me and i will show what its like to be a god, you may not like it at first but once its over you wont feel a thing. I promise! Skipping is so pleasurable. Out in the hall ive been practicing for the next competition, im sure this time i will win. I entered the one last time but i was inexperienced then and i didn't have my bolts fastened properly so it was an instant handicap as if i dont have enough to worry about. I was very upset when i lost, gave me a big let down and i let the pig face judge know her innards where smelly i cant imagine what she had eaten that day and i think its just as well i got to her before she ate any thing else that would be so rancid. I heard they had a hard time getting rid of the odour in the autopsy room. Police asked many questions, but i know nothing i only spoke to her once and that was to help her, police said someone did her harm.....not me no sir! I must go paint my nails and give the wall a willant goodbye fellow man i am your friend and cleanser. 10月31日 Photo time This man has been like a father to me
  She had me in he belly I still envy her, so powerfull
 My gan was just like super gran
 Yummy and goerge says this pic is very suggestive!!
Nobodys fool shiWe are going to do sharing and it means i get Danny as well as George, you know ive not had my knickers on all week, because ive been sitting down so much that its been impossible, george never complains about the wet patches on the chair, he is a true gentleman. Danny is so yummy, im going to mop him good sardines might be on the menu if he is lucky. George will have kippers though he does like kippers.
Danny is coming over tomorrow night we will have dinner and sit and rub the dirt off later on with some of that gel stuff that i get, it makes it easier for the mopping too.
I told then outside i dont need the cable to have electric fencing and they wont listen to me, why is it that when i try to do something for the good of my father, i am told im wrong. Electric never hurt anyone and cures most god given disease.
Im off to get a glass so see you later chums!
10月29日 I found love and peace at last.A great injustice has been done to me and my fellow soul buddies, a man has claimed to be something he is not. Jesus is telling me that he is the son of god, i have took this and made him my life only to find that he is not, this has made me very angry. Jesus, i have your phone number and im going to find where you live next! I shall go to his door and compromise his ability to digest food, then i shall report him to the community officer for abusing our trust. What hurts the most is that id grown fond of our chats, and his guidance in cleansing and just the mundane cleaning of the passages.
Ive told George that i will take the place of Jesus, i have most qualification through experience and i can design the tools, ive always wanted to do that it something i get very frustrated about, is trying to find he right equipment for the job, and they never seem to fit exactly right either sometimes arteries have been hit and ive not known about it till is shows when they go o the toilet then i have to get the doctors involved and that is never good. I will enjoy designing hem myself.
I have noticed something odd about porters brother, he has exactly the same clothes as porter had, and he even eats the same food and has the same gauging preferences. I spoke with in this afternoon when i was in the filter, but he was fiddling with some electrical device so i only got to say hello and nothing else.
Brace yourself! I have news i won a crossword competition and im going to receive a new toastie maker........that's what ive always wanted even when i was a little girl and i saw those toastie maker i just wanted it. Its a dream come true and now i can make kipper toasties with mushroom slices.
Everything i have in my kitchen is
3 fork,2 knives, 1 butcher knife,1 scalpel, 3 bread knives,2 vegetable knives,1 tablespoon, 5 teaspoons, 2 soup spoons.
1tea cup, 2 mugs, 4 glasses, 2 large plates, 3 bowls, 1 ladel,2 saucepans, 1 soup pot, 2 pots.
Deep fryer, microwave, 1 salad bowl, 1 fruit bowl, 1 sieve, 3 buckets, 1 sterilizing bath.
3 sets of chop sticks, 1 meat-cleaver, 3 saws, 1 hack saw, 2 chisels, 1 vice.
Food mixer, coffee maker, ice cream maker, ice maker, mince maker, electric whisk, power drill, popcorn machine, Juice vending machine, deep freeze compartment(that built in), egg peeler, potato peeler, onion cutter.
What was i talking about!
Oliver is such a great movie, i love it when he gets into trouble for biting that dog throat out, and then that bit that they all sing about how they have to rob and pick pocket. Their is fluff and dots on my i is not what nothing is i had that one when you never jump side ways till you fell the police never help when sadly it could have gone under the mountain and i know Jesus did not leave Nero. I hope you understand as its very important that i get this right as bonjovi did not do that, or at least i dont thing he did.
George can help me and since he has been around i dont get as many complaints about my knickers coming off , as George says its "natural" and very "appealing", we are not born with them. My doctor says that george may have to be moved as he is interfering with my program, i dont see it that way, George is helping me solve my endless repression of soul and body fluids, he knows some aliens to and we know that we will survive the takeover, we are at harmony with nature.
GOODBYE I HOPE YOU ARE CLEAN AND WELL
PS THANK YOU TOM FOR YOUR COMMENT YOU ARE A VERY VERY NICE MAN, YOU INSPIRE ME. CAN WE GET TO KNOW EACHOTHER BETTER? 10月28日 Only the clean will enter the gates of paradiseGeorge and i am going to have a baby. I cannot carry the child as the alien fetus is still developing and George as man problems. I have told him that the tablets are bad! I should no after all, they keep trying to give me the tablets but i am wise to them. I suspect that chinese may be involved. I have been looking for a mother to have the baby for George and i and the other night whilst i was going through peoples gardens, i spotted a pregnant woman and i decide to follow her to her home. i sat outside her house and the window was open and i heard a woman talking about when the baby is born the baby shall have injections!!!!! I must stop this ... I have to save this baby. The floor was disgusting also, it was obviously contaimated, and everyone knows that if you do not live in a home that has been cleaned five times a day , double on the weekend, and a full days dedication once a week, that when you reach the age of ten you will never reach puberty. thats what happened to George and i have to help him. He had a bad mother who thought it was okay to have curtains up that had not been cleansed in light of the morning sun. It has done him much damage. I feel now that i have a kindred soul. I am going to marry gGorge as soon as they change the law. Porter shall give him a way, Porter has been to see me here ..now i live with George and has told me that he misses me, he says that he has had to have a lot of counsiling now his bowl has been sealed. He is finding it hard to continue without the feeling of pressure , he says it like an addiction and he can see the mop but is forced to not give into his pleasure. Mentally he is still needing to be cleansed but physically he is restricted. I have decided that i shall help porter and that i shall opertae on him. I cannot let him walk about congested it just wont do. Georges dead mother is trying to get inside me .. i see her watching i have to avoid eye contact. If she gets inside me then it witll me the odepius complex, i will be Georges Mother and wife. I shall have to be blind folded , or perhaps i should go more pernamnet. I can not risk any infeltration. I am going to go now i ahve been watching the cctv of the dirty pregnant woman and she is going to the hospital.. i have to go..hopefully i will have some good news for you too. This will be such a suprises for George!!! Wish me luck!!! 10月27日 Oliver and Jacob are going to sleep now.im so lucky like peaches.
i have a new boyfriend, his name is George, and he is a body builder, who can lift me to places that Tom never could, as he had a bad back.
Im having kippers for tea, ive made them especially for George as he does like his fish, and i can only happily provide that for him, and he has promised to give a good mop afterwords so that i can be done.
Life is getting better, porters brother is here to, he isnt getting any kippers as he used the shovel on me and i still cant walk properly, although i forgive him ive told him to get his tools right next time as i did lose a bit of blood that time.
Sausages and beans i shall cream them with turnip juice and mayonnaise to help.
Tomorrow im going shopping, i want to buy a new wardrobe and some news boots, as mines have holes, i think i may get some videos to watch, ive not watched television in a long time, i wonder if Eastenders is still on or not? I think i will rent out Annie, as i do love that musical with the red haired girl, she sings, "the sun come out tomorrow" "TOMORROW TOMORRW I LOVE YA TOMORROW IS ONLY A DAY AWAY.." I love that film.
Beware of inanimate objects, they come to life!
10月26日 They crime ferretsSadly, the pots are going to be too heavy for me to carry and i shall have a very thin meal. Im lucky to have freinds, some people never get to contact those who will jump them, and its not to say that this is wrong but i do like to pick my nose and eat it whenever noone looks. My mother used to pull my hair and fry my toes for that, it was not pleasant and im still walking with a limp.
My animals are safe, those lights dont hurt them anymore, and i cant breath in the air without worrying if i will get that bird flue, and guess what i know who started that bird flue, it was my uncle Robbie, who was doing things to the birds at night, and he dies when he fell off a cliff.
I have a fear developing, i know that the wood doesn't come alive but i watched pinocchio and that made me think a lot. If i was wood, i would not like to be burned.
I have to go into that room later, the one that gives me dreams and i may die in my sleep as i get attacked by those dots. I hate dots and if i see anyone with dots, i will kill them by decapitation and then they will not harm me or pollute me with dotted marks that can never be washed off. Dots lead to much greater paths than those of men and i will eliminate then to protect my Jesus man, and i will get a lobster for supper, as my digestion can be a bit funny at times, i suppose i may need to be operated on again but i wont let them ive had enough.
I need to clear my bowels goodbye, i shall turn the page and have a closer look at this wardrobe that i want to buy. 10月22日 The fish are all around usI was out walking today, fresh air is wonderful, so full of what i need to breath. The butcher has had another accident with his wife, he cant ever deliver to my house again, due to the fever that developed after the salad dressing. I love Jesus, he saves us every time we stray and bring us back to god, him who never lets us down. My hair is growing back, and i can see the wound i have in a mirror, my head was badly wounded but at least i only lost a little brain tissue and that doctor said that area was not functioning properly any way, so its like a lobotomy i suppose.
My passage was cleared today, porters twin helped to get the mop in, and i managed to twist it, there wasnt as much blood as their normally is but that may be due to the loos ive already had.
Jump and i can catch you. See its high on the box if you click it will roll over and do something really good. Once i had a rat and it was really nice to me, no-ones ever been that nice to me, not even Tom or porter.
Next week im going to be sectioned, they dont want me here, they want to keep their filthy habits. I have a job to do now, JESUS HAS GIVEN ME MY MISSION AND NOW IM GOING TO DO IT.
Bless you my freinds 10月21日 I am the new the messiah!The last couple of days have been very enduring, im not sure i can go on. Thinking i was dead, i was happy, now i must see this light and know nothing.
I am like Jesus, resurrected from death
Up from the shallow grave, Jesus has spoken
of evil enchantment
Seeking no food, just battery acid, for miracles
are truly exciting
Dare i speak of mops, should you clean this
dirty passage
Saved for this work, Jesus have given me
a message
Scrub as this filth, detoxify the bowels, dont
ever break wind
The angels up above, wipe and clean, the odours
left behind
but if you do they will come and break your fucking legs!
10月16日 I was shot to DeathIm shot, my head broken badly. I was out on the porch and i got hit, my face has gone numb and my energy is slowly dissipating to the other place of mercy that i longed to got to, but now i fell fear.
If only i could lift my legs to run, if only i could stop this bleeding a shall lay down and perish if im not found soon. My computer is not damaged, good job as i only got this laptop last month, the pain the pain the pain.
Help me im bleeding, my head is broken, i
dont know how long i can last
IM GOING TO KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO DID THIS TO ME, I WILL GIVE THEM A MOP TO THINK ABOUT.
Hail Mary, full in the face the Lord is with thee.
The best art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary, Gods bit stuff, pray for them sinners, now and at the hour of my death. Amen. 10月15日 I hear the moosPorter has gone away now , but it is okay as he has told me he has been on the phone to his twin brother who i will refer to as twin porter in order to avoid confusion. Porter says that Porter twin will be help to continue our work as him and porter were brought up my a family that understood the importance of mop cleansing. Porter says that he is not angry that i added the handle extension. I will miss porter but he is simply not clean anymore. Porter says the police may visit about his incident and that i am just to say that porter is telling the truth. He says that if we do this he will get compenation money and will give me half when i get released, i may have to wait a bit longer but he says that in return i will recieve a new mop a week for life!!!!!!
I recived a new message regarding the chicken situation. I was told that soon as the sunset i was to make my way to the cow field, i was not to make my self known as there are people around me who are working for the chinese. It was at the field that i discovered the talent that had been bestowed apon me.....I am a cow whispeper. I spent all night with mily and billy and made sure they were properly cleansed. Milly and Billy have been trying to contact me for several months but i was never near enough for the message to be recieved. They have seen the chickens meeting in large numbers under the big tree and have told me that currently our prime minister John major is the chickens target. I have tried to tell the staff bu i belive they have already crossed to the other side. I called porter though and he said he was in bed with John last night and that he is okay and has been cleansed and i should not worry. I am angry at people here i announced a meeting last night s i thought we should sort out this disgutsing knicker problem. Do people know how many germs and fungi can breed in such close quaters? Where we born wearing knickers? I am running out of bleach trying to help people become clean. Tom must take blame there though he was far to unclean. I have to go and continue with my mission , i have been told that containd inside chinese take away menues there is a code. I must decipher this code and then i will have my next steps.
10月14日 Accidents make me nervousI regret to say that porter has had an accident, he has to be operated on immidietly or his bowel may never recover, the trauma will be far to progressed for any sewing, or graphing. I was trying to warn him that the mob did not bend the way her wanted, but he just kept on pushing untill it got stuck, and the worst thing is, we still didn't clean all his orifices, porter likes to start with the bottom and work his way up, which means porter is unclean.
Im lucky really, ive only ever hurt myself once wile cleansing and that was only because id just watched the exorcist and i saw the crucifix scene, id never tried that as a cleansing method, and since at the time, Jesus had just started speaking to me, i thought it would be perfect. I used my wooden crucifix that had belonged to my grandmother, i never thought it would tear me apart.....my penis was destroyed.
I have had many questions about my health recently, lots of doctors coming round to look at me and to fill in forms and questionnaires, i think they are trying to find out information, they are working for the Chinese im sure of it. One doctor wanted to know how many times a day i washed my hands, what i did when i was in the hotel with the late Mr fern, who was being unfaithful to his wife and deserved to die!.
Poor poor porter, i hope he will be ok with a colostomy bag, i just over heard them saying it now, irreparable they said. I shall have to do the movie myself , it will be difficult trying to make myself flexible for it but i can find a decent mop for the job, its just lucky that we have already done the photos for it or i would have to do that myself too. If only Tom was still here to help, maybe i should phone the hospital and see if he will be able to do it, i dont see why not, dogs and cats get castrated all the time and they recover very quickly, and the wound in his urethra should only stop him from peeing, wont stop him from getting active in the movie, after a hospital visit, a person should always cleanse themselves, so im doing him a favour and my mop is very satisfying too.
This week i learned about - bowel movements and what can go wrong
- You need to use smaller drills will doing piercings, especially
when its a small animal.
- Salt can do a lot of damage to elderly women, in a very short
space of time
- Bleach is a good substitute for holy water on the, orifices
of those who are unclean, and after operations
- the pope died
- Tom was dirty, but ive cleaned him now
- squirrels have hearts and they taste good.
- Hamsters also have hearts, not very nice though.
- the hooks on the wall in my room are for hanging coats on. 10月13日 Mary singer/songwriteri have wrote a song to the theme of bananarama my favorite girl band of all time
Last night i was screaming i was locked in an institute
When i woke up they restrained me
with large metal hooks
oh and the doctor and nurse
they all said i was insane i was insane
They tried to call me dirty dirty
but i bathe in bleach how can that be
oh its not wrong to drink your pee
or your cats
I stand accused of crimes of insanity
Stonefinger i have spoke with Porter and he says that if you email your details he can order you the latest edition of the magazine i will apppear in. He says though a valid credit card is required but not too worry it will not come up in statements. The operation was a successBlinking, i see you, i have all the time to spare
thinking, i shall tear your body up right here
The Mop! how dare you seek its multifunctional handle
Cleanse your Neither regions, beneath the veins i strangle ( remove your Jesus sandal)
Equipment and tools, on the equipment and tools
Rounded up the testicles, i never suffer fools
The first cut is bliss, the Divine scream of the moment
Hacking him raw, as i free the soul from this torment
Not one movement, castration satisfies all desire
No sin, no filth the day shall burn with this fire
As i sit alone, with my souvenirs from those who i saved
Testicles ive collected, in jars , this is how im paid
Tom i love you, Tom do i frustrate you
When i tie you down and castrate you
Its for the best, you know im right, and its only i little bit of blood, and after you never have to worry about messing up ever again!
be wary I had a photoshoot, to show a new type of super long
length mop for the taller man. I am not tall but Porter said that was okay as he did not want people to look at me but the mop as that is what is the star. I must rememeber that its all about the mop. I used to just think that a mop was well a mop but its not, is just like Jesus as jesus died for our sins the mop cleanses and takes away the sins we do they are sacred and when i show the mop love i am actually showing love for all man kind.The mop has its meaning its life, its existence through cleaning*our*germs away. When i have needed bad stuff to go the mop will always be there. I have cult followers now as the Mary Mop, Porter says that my fame, an underground rumbling is better than full out there fame as my fans think me so special that they hide my pictures as they do not want to share me
When it came to my implanting of the the alien fetus, it was the mop cleansed me. Porter said that the channel of passage must be cleansed. I am being allowed to leave for the popes funeral, i am so happy as i know that without my presence his passage to the next life would be distrubted. Rome called me , i was sitting in the rec room with george combing him for nits, he may need to be shaved to as i keep seeing things crawling all over him, i think he is deluded too as he claims he cant feel or see anything, but i do i see their eyes they bulge out and i think they are camaras recording me, as i know that i am a very important person. I have to be very carefull you see. The have managed to call me without using the telephone as it can be too dangerous for us to do that as the chinese may be listening, so they have inserted an implant inside my brain where it transmits directly to my auditory centre and i can process the message. Oh i just got a message there i have to stop talking about it. Its on a relay you see and my thoughts are transported back to them also. I shall be choosing the new apostle as they have decided that i will choose the most clean person, i think i shall choose porter as he is very clean he has so many mops.
i am going to plant bulbs today i shall not wear my knickers as everyone knows that its dirty to wear knickers when working with soil. The best way is to be natural without material constraints and that way you will be able to feel the earths goodness. I am worried about the chicken pen though i am sure the chickens are watching me i overheard one of them saying mary they denied it but im not stupid i heard them. Thats why i do not allow the chicken to enter any oriface , not because i think they are good but because i do not want them inside of me, see thats what they want for me to eat them then they would be able to take control of my body and use it for there own purpose. People think chickens are stupid no they laugh at the fact that we allow them to be bred to mass numbers and secretly they are actually gathering to plan a chiken military stlye revolt and before people know it they will be out there house in a pen whilst the chickens have took over. Watch chickens i can not stress that enough.
Love Mary
i am not being able to transmit my megaages as they are not allowing me to they are trying to stop me transmitting i have put words together to avoid this. they are trying to censor about the chickens!!! The pope Died todayIm so sad, the pope has died, i dont normally watch TV, but when i heard it, i looked and sobbed my lords heard out. Why him? Why now?
Im angry at the sheer lack of sorrow in this Massive tragic event.
I will remember this date forever the 13th October 2005, the day a blessed man died.
People have no respect, i look on the news now and i find nothing about the pope...waste of time, the news it tells us nothing. I loved the pope, I loved his Crosses and jewelery, he always presented himself well in public, I shall miss him dearly. I used to visit him every weekend, just last week end i saw him, he asked me to cook him up a batch of my holy bread. I will miss my dear friend the pope, we where close you know, we grew up together in the same town, we attended the same Sunday school and he always said to me " you know may, im sure glad you are androgynous, or you would be pope" and i was going to be pope, but my problems got in the way.
I will attend my popes funeral, i automatically get invited to these things, I attended diana's funeral, i cant tell you what a lovely banquet was held in my home in her honer, by the queen her self, who at the time had taken me in as her confidant, as she felt that she could not trust that Charles, who had on several occasions attempted to run her highness down with his large black car, with the remote controls on it. Diana was lovely, really i should know, i was one of her closest freinds, she came to see us in hospital and she said " Mary, you are an inspiration to me" , after that Diana lost weight and used my style to base her outfits on. Sadly Diana died, i told her not to go near those land mines, but she wanted so much to help, that ones day she was bound to put a foot wrong or two, in heels she would have had no chance.
Do you pity me, Tom says he does. Porter says he is going to sort Tom out, i think he wants to use some of his gadgets on him, he likes to fiddle with electrics you see and he doesn't get much opportunity with the guidelines he has. Mrs Peterson was taken ill last night, Tom says its my Fault, i didn't raise the red alarm.
Ive been shaving today, something i haven't done in years, you know im like a model...porter says i look good without, what he described as " growth". Its just a shame i had to shave it all off though i would have liked to have kept some hair on my head and i felt that i should have been entitled to keep my eye-brows. Im pooping all over my self and the furniture thinking about where we are being sent to, and you know we are being issued with plastic jumpers to wear, with goggles. Tom says i will get to take my barbie blow up doll with me, i do hope so, me and barbie have been through so much i could not bear to be separated from her too.
I despair at this cursed hour, my dreams being shattered and now i have to buy some new garden tools...Tom has threatened not to let me go out and buy them...My baby is in danger from him, i fear he is going to kill my unborn child Jawrinda.
I shall clean up, lots to clean, lots to wipe, dust, aliens do not approve of a dusty unclean house, i shall prepare, It was a false alarm the last time, but this time its real,
The labour suit is nearing, my belly is swelling....Ive not told the doctor yet, he would not approve, he would say me not having a womb might cause serious problems, but when its a gift from God, or experiment cloning, its possible and its happening, my doctor will see in the end that he was wrong to say, that to have a child you must first have a womb! what an absurd idea. I have many cleaning products that would prove him wrong. 10月12日 Im no foolI shall never return to this state again, never to feel this over whelming feeling of sorry, for tonight i shall end it all, i have already started the plumbing and soon i will be on to the architectural nature of thing. I will no longer eat from this floor, Tom has explained it all, but i do not in anyway feel that i can trust him any longer, i shall submit but i will not give up. Porter is going to help me, we have sorted things out, and he let me pleasure him with the mop tonight as a sort of remembrance of times before....oh i miss my cats so much, these new ones are not animated enough and have very little fur left for me to cuddle.
Tom will be back soon, he thinks i dont know he is dirty. Jesus has told me what to do, and im prepared to do it.
Oh lord, give me perseverance in this moment, give me direction and patience not to act upon impulse and desire. My aim is not to succeed in the world, nor the next, i aim to succeed and fight for the aliens who have come to rescue a select few individuals, me and porter and included in those, we are going to over come this fabricated time regression and become the present of any given time, should we fail in our mission i have no idea what will happen.
I have started a paper mache project, i cant say much because its a surprise for the head alien, but what i will say is that its taking up a lot of space in the recreation area, and the live specimens are beginning to wriggle and crack the parts that have set, and you know, doing the project has had the effect that im sitting down less so my knickers stay on more, porter says that considering i dont wear skirts or trousers that its less revealing and Tom rudely remarked about the wet patches on the seat and bed...Huh i cant help if the roof leaks where i sit, its been a common hazard for me for years.
I wish my life was different, i wish i was like my child hood idol, Annie; "the sun come out, tomorrow" , and " Dumb dog, why are you following me, i ain't got a penny, ain't got a scrap for your tea "....im getting carried away with myself, i must find that video immediately goodbye. |
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